FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA: THIS ORGASM WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME
We conducted a survey to help us understand our customer’s self-pleasure habits. With over 1,100 submissions, we’ve spent the last few weeks combing through the results in order to take a deep dive into the sticky world of masturbation. With labored breathing and furrowed brows, we sorted through responses based on gender identity, relationship status, and even location to assemble and analyze the most interesting and thought-provoking data.
You might have already read our blog that explored exactly how and why people were masturbating, if not you can check it out here. We learned all kinds of fun things from that research, like that most people who identified as men keep it old-fashioned and just love to jump right in with their hands, and that a lot of women enjoy spicing things up with some sexy music. But we felt it was important to dive deeper, always deeper, in search of what’s really making people grab their sheets and ruin innocent pairs of socks.
Because 94% of our respondents were based in the US, we decided to take a look at our data broken out by state in order to see how people from California, to the New York Island, from the Redwood Forest, to the Gulf Stream Waters, were reaching their climax. After all, America is made up of many distinct cultures, climates, and experiences – an orgasm in the Mojave desert will feel a lot different from one at the top of Mt. Washington. We wanted to see just how people differed from state to state & territory to territory when it comes to masturbation methods, orgasm frequency, lubricant use, etc. There were significant differences across this vast nation.
At ONE® Condoms we’re all about inclusivity. We know that only by understanding our differences, can we work together to grow our communities and ensure that everyone who’s part of the ONE® Family is having their voice heard! With that being said, let’s see what states like to hump household furniture.
MASTURBATORY MATH: The first thing we did with our data was establish what will be henceforth known as the Masturbation Coefficient. This is a metric crafted to encapsulate the horniness of a state or territory into a single number, and is extremely useful and scientific. Below you can see this metric in practice, as part of the first ever Horny Heatmap.
It wouldn’t be right to continue without first congratulating our winner, the horniest state in the Union: North Carolina. Maybe sitting on top of the other Carolina all day everyday is too much to handle, or maybe it’s the natural beauty of those Blue Ridge mountains revving people up. Either way, North Carolinians are horny and they’re not afraid to O at their own leisure. With a Masturbation Coefficient of +0.60, they’re loads ahead of the next closest competitor.
On the other end of the spectrum, we found the least horny state to be Alaska. Our guess is it’s the cold – that’s why we recommend our ONE® Flex® graphene condoms. They enhance body heat transfer by 85% compared to standard latex condoms, providing advanced pleasure, connection, and improved skin-on-skin sensation. Take a look at the appendix below to see what makes your state bust and to see a list of the top ten most and least horny states!
SLIP N’ SLIDES & SLIP N’ FALLS: Of course it’s interesting to see how states compare when it comes to horniness, but how do those differences manifest in practice? Do hornier states mix it up, try new things to keep it fresh, or do they rely on the old tried and true methods? In Michigan, we found that people just can’t get enough of grinding. Whether it’s on the arm of a couch, a bedside table, or the fridge door handle, Michiganders showed a marked preference for humping compared to the rest of the country. 7% of them reported “humping an object” was their preferred method of masturbation, compared to 2% of the rest of the country. Just looking at that panhandle is enough to get any Michigander riled up, jutting out from the west, looking down on the rest of the state, it’s no wonder they’re so horny.
They’re not alone though, if we travel down south, we can see that people all across the country are looking to enhance their solo play. We found that 9% of Floridians reported “inserting an object” was their preferred method of masturbation compared to 1% of the rest of the country. Another panhandle state showing the rest of us how it’s done. We hope the fine people from Florida are using dildos, big and small, thick and thin, for their own safety. And if they’re hoping for easy cleanup after, we recommend using our MyONE® Custom Fit® Condoms as your dildo buddy. With 52 unique FitCodes (condom sizes), we have condoms to fit a variety of lengths and girths. Simply follow our measuring process for penises here, using your dildo as a reference instead. Because MyONE® condoms are lubricated with silicone, just be careful that the condom won’t have any impact on your dildo (if it’s made of silicone). We use high-quality, medical grade silicone on our condoms. You can do a little spot check on the side of your dildo to make sure the condom lubricant will have no impact on the toy. If you have any questions, you can reach out to our Size Specialist expert, Cosmo, here: info@onecondoms.com
CUM NOW OR DIE: The differences across this beautiful nation don’t stop there. We discovered some very interesting patterns related to people’s goals with masturbation. Like us, you may have assumed that masturbation is really just a means to the end, the end being an orgasm. But it’s 2025, and as society evolves, so too does our self-pleasure. It’s no surprise that another state with a panhandle is taking masturbation to the next level. We found that 8% of Oklahomans reported they rarely orgasmed when masturbating compared to 2% of the country. The sharp edges of the panhandle have meandered their way into the character of the state, because apparently Oklahoma is an edger’s paradise. At least we hope it’s a deliberate choice. Edging, or delaying orgasm, can be a really fun way to enhance a solo-play session. But if it’s due to the dry air or something else, we recommend our ONE® Move® Silicone Personal Lubricant. ONE® Move® will get you there quickly, that’s why we call it move. But if you simply can’t get enough of self-pleasure, the super long-lasting formula will excel under the diligent work of any edging session.
If we travel north, we can see that edging isn’t universally acclaimed. We found that 85% of New Hampshire-ites reported they orgasmed every time they masturbate, compared to 71% of the rest of the country. If you’ve ever seen a license plate from there, you might be familiar with their state slogan: ‘Live Free or Die’. This mantra defines life in the individualistic paradise that is New Hampshire, and with this new data it might be the time to make an update. We propose: ‘Cum Now or Die’. 
ON A MASTURBATORY MISSION: The more we attempt to understand masturbation and self-pleasure, the more we realize that there really are no limitations, not even definitionally. That’s right, we’re talking about mutual masturbation – when two or more partners pleasure themselves at the same time. When it comes to that kind of thrilling experience, we found that nobody does it better than our polite friends in Utah. That’s right, Utahns/Utahians/Utahans just love a shared experience when it comes to masturbation. 95% of them reported having tried mutual masturbation, compared to 67% of the rest of the country. It’s beautiful in a way, perhaps love is just different in Utah. Frightened by the desert wind, or overwhelmed by the natural beauty of their sparkling oases, Utahians could be understanding intimacy at a deeper level. After all, what could be more intimate than sharing what most people think of as the pinnacle of a personal experience.
Or maybe it’s because mutual masturbation can be a stepping stone to other sexual activities. If you’re nervous about taking the next step, diving in face first per se, then mutual masturbation can be a great way to explore intimacy with a partner in a non-threatening, low-pressure way. Take your time, yes, but if you’re looking for a little jolt to maybe encourage you to take the plunge, we would recommend our Intense Arousal Kit. Not only does it feature a mix of unique condom styles, it also includes six sachets of our Move® Silicone Personal Lubricant, that you already know is perfect for spanking the monkey or spinning some records. And when you feel like taking it even further, all of the kits include a mini-vibrator that can be used solo or with a partner. So the next time you’re basking in the sunlight on the shore of the Great Salt Lake, bring a partner, hide behind a bush somewhere, and enjoy yourselves, you’ll be sure to fit right in with the locals. 
If you’re curious about your own state, then please take a look at at the appendix down below! We found so many interesting patterns and trends, and every state is unique in its own way. We would have liked to dive into the fact that Hawaiians hate using spit, or that Iowans love to, but alas, we must turn our focus to other important tasks at hand. We’re passionate about ensuring everyone has access to a condom that fits, or partnering with communities and organizations across the country to promote safer sex for all.
In our data-driven journey across America, perhaps the most important thing we learned was that despite all our differences, our preferences, our likes and dislikes, Together We Are ONE®. United in our never ceasing pursuit of the perfect orgasm, always adhering to the shared principles of inclusivity, empathy, and self-expression. There are different strokes, for different folks, literally. And whether you’re horning it up on the beaches outside Wilmington, humping couch legs in Lansing, riding dildos in Tallahassee, edging in Tulsa, busting loads in Concord, or staring directly into your partner’s eyes while you massage your meatbag in Provo, you’re all part of the ONE® Family.
A note about the survey participants: ONE® Condoms conducted this survey from April 29th-May 7th, 2025 and received 1,124 responses. 94% (n=1,061) identified as male, 6% (n=63) identified as female, with less than 1% identifying as non-binary. 40% (n=454) were married, 25% (n=284), were in relationship, 34% (n=386) were single, and 1% were other. The majority, 96% (N=1,082) were based in the USA, with the rest from Canada, UK, Hong Kong, Ukraine, or France.
Appendix: SEE WHAT MAKES YOUR STATE BUST
Alabama: Alabamans owe a lot of happiness to their hands. 50% reported being single, compared to 28% of the rest of the country.
Alaska: Alaska ranks as the least horny state according to our Masturbation Coefficient. Just thinking about the frigid air is enough to make anyone shrivel up.
Arizona: 69% of Arizonans orgasm every time they masturbate. Nice.
Arkansas: Arkansans love mutual masturbation almost as much as Utahians, something about the desert air. 88% reported trying it, compared to 67% of the rest of the country.
California: Californians love to yap about their masturbation habits, they made up nearly 15% of all responses to our survey!
Colorado: Coloradans should really try to mix it up a bit. Only 11% reported using sex toys, compared to 19% of the rest of the country.
Connecticut: Connecticutians are afraid to be alone. 50% reported being in a relationship, compared to 22% of the rest of the country.
Delaware: Delawareans make a weekly routine out of it. 31% reported masturbating only a few times a month, compared to 21% of the rest of the country.
Florida: Floridians love inserting things, and that surprises nobody. 9% of respondents reported ‘inserting an object’ was their preferred method of masturbation compared to 1% of the rest of the country.
Georgia: Georgians don’t mind trying new things, but they know what they like. 40% reported never using lubricant while masturbating because they don’t like it, compared to 11% of the rest of the country.
Hawaii: Hawaiians hate natural lubrication. 77% reported never using spit, compared to 55% of the entire cohort. They get all the moisture they need from the air.
Idaho: Idahoans finish what they start. 82% reported orgasming every time they masturbate compared to 71% of the rest of the country.
Illinois: Illinoisans would really rather be left alone. 45% reported never trying mutual masturbation, compared to 31% of the rest of the country.
Indiana: Indiana could use some lubrication. 27% of respondents reported never using lubricant out of dislike, compared to 11% of the entire cohort.
Iowa: Iowans love to spit on their corncobs before they shuck em’. 12% of respondents reported using spit every time they masturbate, compared to 3% of the entire cohort.
Kansas: There’s no place like home, because home is where you can use your sex toys. 42% of Kansans reported they preferred to use sex toys, compared to 19% of the rest of the country.
Kentucky: Kentuckians will get their fix no matter what. 0% of respondents reported never masturbating, compared to 2% of the rest of the country.
Louisiana: Louisianans don’t get down often, but when they do it’s a big deal. 25% reported masturbating only a few times a year, compared to 5% of the rest of the country.
Maine: Mainers love their sex toys. 45% reported using sex toys while masturbating, compared to 19% of the entire cohort. A lobster-shaped vibrator would grind the state to a halt if it ever reached the market.
Maryland: People in Maryland are just plain old school. 94% of respondents prefer to use their hands only, compared to 78% of the entire cohort.
Massachusetts: Bay Staters all are all about balance. 61% reported masturbating only a few times a week, compared to 49% of the rest of the country.
Michigan: Michiganders love rubbing up against couch legs. 7% of respondents reported ‘humping an object’ was their preferred method of masturbation compared to 2% of the rest of the country.
Minnesota: Minnesotans are sick of dating and want a deeper connection. 78% reported being married compared to 40% of the rest of the country.
Mississippi: Mississippians would enjoy hanging out with Michiganders. 6% reported humping objects as their preferred way to get off, compared to 2% of the rest of the country.
Missouri: Missourians know the value of slickness. 33% report using lubricant every time they masturbate, compared to 17% of the rest of the country.
Montana: Montanans are currently going through some stuff, they’ll be staying at a motel for a few days. 22% reported being divorced, compared to 3% of the rest of the country.
Nebraska: Nebraskans are afraid of commitment. 54% of respondents in NE were single compared to 28% of the entire cohort.
Nevada: Nevada could use some help in that desert air. 43% reported that they use lube most of the time when they masturbate compared to 26% of the rest of the country.
New Hampshire: Granite staters are focused on the ends rather than the means. 85% reported they orgasmed every time they masturbate, compared to 71% of the rest of the country. Cum or Die.
New Jersey: New Jerseyans like it sloppy, but only when they’re in the right mood. 50% reported rarely using spit, compared to 21% of the rest of the country.
New Mexico: New Mexico must be a lover’s paradise. 0% of respondents reported being divorced, compared to 3% of the rest of the country.
New York: New Yorkers are limited by elbow room on the subway. Only 11% reported masturbating everyday, compared to 23% of the rest of the country.
North Carolina: North Carolina is officially the horniest state in the Union. With a Masturbation Coefficient of +0.60, they’re loads ahead of the next closest competitor.
North Dakota: North Dakotans are too busy worrying what South Dakotas might think. 33% reported that they never masturbate, compared to 2% of the rest of the country.
Ohio: Ohioans are a curious bunch, who should probably stop thinking and dive right in. 15% reported they never use lubricant while masturbating but would be curious to try, compared to 6% of the rest of the country.
Oklahoma: Oklahomans are living on the edge. 8% reported they rarely orgasmed when masturbating compared to 2% of the entire cohort.
Oregon: Oregoners don’t know what they want, and could really use some space right now. 12% reported being part of a situationship, compared to 4% of the rest of the country.
Pennsylvania: Pennsylvanians are sick of the old dull routine. Only 67% reported they preferred to use their hands, compared to 78% of the rest of the country.
Rhode Island: Rhode Islanders have some commitment issues. 50% reported being single, compared to 28% of the rest of the country.
South Carolina: South Carolinians are intimated by their horny partner to the north. 8% reported never masturabating, compared to 2% of the rest of the country.
South Dakota: South Dakotans aren’t afraid to get messy. 25% reported using spit every time they masturbate, must be a midwest thing.
Tennessee: Tennesseans are just happy to stroke. 7% reported orgasming sometimes when they masturbated, compared to 3% of the rest of the country.
Texas: Everything is bigger in Texas, that’s probably why only less than 1% of respondents reported inserting objects was their preferred method of masturbation compared to 2% of the rest of the country.
Utah: Utahns/Utahians/Utuhans love a shared experience when it comes to masturbation. 95% of them reported having tried mutual masturbation, compared to 67% of the rest of the country.
Vermont: Vermonters know how to maintain a routine. 50% of them reported masturbating every day, compared to 23% of the rest of the country.
Virginia: Virginians are all about anticipation, 16% reported being engaged compared to 3% of the rest of the country.
Washington: Washingtonians keep it simple, 91% of respondents prefer to use their hands when masturbating compared to 78% of the rest of the country.
West Virginia: West Virginians could do with some more book learnin’ by reading some of our blogs. 20% reported that they were not sure if they had tried mutual masturbation, compared to 2% of the rest of the country.
Wisconsin: Wisconsinites love to keep it lubed. 33% of respondents reported using lube every time they masturbate, compared to 17% of the rest of the country.
Wyoming: Wyomingites would benefit from more easily accessible broadband. We received only 1 submission from there out of 1,145.
Most Horny States:
1. North Carolina
2. Vermont
3. Iowa
4. Indiana
5. Nevada
6. Montana
7. West Virginia
8. Hawaii
9. Minnesota
10. Missouri
Least Horny States:
41. Wisconsin
42. Florida
43. Arkansas
44. New York
45. Utah
46. Oklahoma
47. Alaska
48. North Dakota
49. Rhode Island
50. Wyoming