atomic guava

Before this reality, there was nothing. And before the nothing, there was the great whirlpool. From its vortex, three powerful mortals were born, each wishing that the great whirlpool would've wrapped it before it tapped it. Forced to cope with their newfound existence, these three powers joined together in fruitful harmony to create some of the worst music known to man. Everyone loved it, and they became millionaires by the time they reached 26 years of age. This is their story, and these are their condoms.